Monday, July 03, 2006
QUICK! Is there a Doctor in the House!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!Especially if you live in Washington, D.C., but make sure you follow Rep. Steve King's advice (yeah, the hick from western Iowa standing next to Jethro) and head to Iraq, where (as he's stated TWICE now on the U.S. House floor) that it's a much safer place to live than Washington, D.C. In fact, King won't quit talking about sending his own wife there. (Hmmmmm -- perhaps he's takin' a likin' to Miss Ellie May?)
The folks over at the (terrific!!) new KingWatch.org site seem to think so. King, he likes dem der hills!
Yeah, he's got his statistics screwed up all right. (Even though unlike his friend Jethro, King did manage to graduate from high school.)
But, considering most of our folks in congress ARE college educated, surely there must be a DOCTOR around! No, not a regular doctor. I'm talking the kind where King can get comfortable on a sofa while he prattles on and on about immigration and argues about the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and how he doesn't want some of our AMERICAN CITIZENS to have the right to vote.
Why? Because they might have a little problem with their English? And King don't? [sic]
Why, yee haw, Mista Steve! Whad'ya done did with your report card, boy? You know, the one ya'll get on the 2005 Middle-Class Record (by a non-partisan, non-profit think tank) that scores how each of you folks in that dangerous city of Washington vote on issues pertaining to the middle class? You know, the one with the complete listing of each Members' grade of how they scored in efforts to "grow the American middle-class in 2005"?
Why, no wonder you done hid that report card! You got worse than an F! You got a big fat ZERO, boy! And you're s'posed to be representin' the values and morals and dreams and ambitions of western Iowans???
It's pretty bad when even Rush Limbaugh -- as a republican -- is embarrassed because of you and -- how shall we put it -- all the negative criticism you're stirring up in the House and nationwide as you constantly vie for the spotlight to tell anyone who'll listen all about that "A" you did get back in 4th grade.
You naughty, naughty boy. Why, 'ppears to me you need a good paddlin'! Then again, I really hate seeing any kind of harm come to anyone. Why don't you just head on over to Iraq with that little wife of yours. There, I'm sure you'll be much safer than you are in D.C. Ain't that right, Jethro?
