Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Top Ten George W. Bush Observations About Europe:
10. Europeans speak worse English than I do
9. That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well
8. Austria looks nothing like it looked on 'Survivor'
7. The time difference screws up your nap schedule
6. British beef not only tasty, it gave me a buzz I haven't felt since college
5. The Polish people tell some great 'Bush is dumb' jokes
4. In France, you don't have to say, 'French fries,' you can just say 'fries'
3. Due to the metric system, my ten-gallon hat is a whopping 37.84 liters
2. The Irish drive on the left side of the road, like I used to
1. One of these countries is where my dad urped on the king
Late Show with David Letterman
9. That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well
8. Austria looks nothing like it looked on 'Survivor'
7. The time difference screws up your nap schedule
6. British beef not only tasty, it gave me a buzz I haven't felt since college
5. The Polish people tell some great 'Bush is dumb' jokes
4. In France, you don't have to say, 'French fries,' you can just say 'fries'
3. Due to the metric system, my ten-gallon hat is a whopping 37.84 liters
2. The Irish drive on the left side of the road, like I used to
1. One of these countries is where my dad urped on the king
Late Show with David Letterman
